roachpatrol:

vastderp:

weloveshortvideos:

The Sunday paper was a bit larger than normal this week.

AWWWWWWWWWWW

A VALIANT PUPPER

kaible:

drkshdwbnch:

dogy

I feel such an incredible sense of peace looking at this

westafricanbaby:

chickenfarmersan:

The accuracy 🤣🤣🤣

controlledeuphoria:

What’s wrong :(

toomuchperfume:

incorrigible-ixoreus:

markv5:

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

chupala-con-delicadeza:

thenatsdorf:

Dominos with playing cards. (1Italianlurker)

omg

punchymemeboi:

princes-jasmine:

gifs won’t do this justice, please watch brooklyn 99

torpidgilliver:

solluxisms:

systlin:

strutsonicely:

tomyfancy:

systlin:

I’M DYING

Day 3 of 5

“Dear Citizen,

In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice - a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their homes - so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Card Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.

Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each  check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these peoples lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.

You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity”

I was one of the 100 to get the check from these folks, and holy shit I was CACKLING at the hurt people on Facebook. Some people only cared about their precious $15 when it helped the poor.

Congrats! I’m thrilled that some of my $$$ went to people who needed it. 

I went to their website for this to see if info on the other days was out, and their FAQ is so perfect I almost choked to death.